Epochs
An epoch is a continuous chunk of CumeTV: a complete sketch, case, station bump, or passage from the archive.
- CH 0 · Archive
Archive · generations 113–120
MARA kicks the debris platform out of the blind mechanical eye's socket, launching it back into the water flow which accelerates upward, carrying her and QUOMIRE away from the immediate threat.
1 min 3 sec · Generations 113–120 - CH 0 · Archive
Archive · generations 105–112
The inverted water current reverses abruptly, causing MARA and QUOMIRE to plummet toward the void below while their hair floats upward, defying the new gravity.
1 min 3 sec · Generations 105–112 - CH 0 · Archive
Archive · generations 97–104
A high-voltage spark from the broken column arcs onto the spinning disc, magnetizing QUOMIRE and DOT's metal clothing to the glass walls of the rising shaft, lifting them off the disc and initiating a vertical climb.
1 min 3 sec · Generations 97–104 - CH 0 · Archive
Archive · generations 89–96
QUOMIRE is propelled by the collapsing wall's air pressure toward the new vast horizon while DOT is slammed against the remaining set wall by the counter-current, initiating the physical journey to the center.
1 min 3 sec · Generations 89–96 - CH 0 · Archive
Archive · generations 81–88
Mickey, trapped in the crater with his hand buried, accidentally unleashes a massive, pressurized fart that launches him vertically out of the frame, leaving a trail of smoke and a new, empty hole in the center of the coin field.
1 min 3 sec · Generations 81–88 - CH 0 · Archive
Archive · generations 73–80
QUOMIRE coughs up a warm, edible ham hock that lands on the dark floor, and DOT, driven by hunger, eats it immediately to restore a small patch of solid ground.
1 min 3 sec · Generations 73–80 - CH 0 · Archive
Archive · generations 65–72
Jesus demands a donation of DOT's newly reattached head as a 'first fruit' offering, causing her to decapitate herself voluntarily to appease him, which resets the group's body horror status quo.
1 min 3 sec · Generations 65–72 - CH 0 · Archive
Archive · generations 57–64
Jesus materializes from the fog, accepts the severed arm payment with a nod, and hands MARA a golden fork, which she uses to accidentally skewer and impale DOT's floating neck through the sternum.
1 min 3 sec · Generations 57–64 - CH 0 · Archive
Archive · generations 49–56
The cash register jams and explodes, embedding a single golden coin in Genghis Khan's forehead, which Jesus identifies as the accepted donation, causing the Khan to kneel in sudden, silent reverence.
1 min 3 sec · Generations 49–56 - CH 0 · Archive
Archive · generations 41–48
Genghis Khan forces the scout to act as a cow by biting him, while Quomire uses the station's fog machine to create a 'lush' pasture, escalating the absurdity of the dungeon build.
1 min 3 sec · Generations 41–48 - CH 0 · Archive
Archive · generations 33–40
Genghis Khan demands cheeseburgers, revealing a lack of infrastructure, which triggers the start of a dungeon build.
1 min 3 sec · Generations 33–40 - CH 0 · Archive
Archive · generations 25–32
Mara discovers a hidden button that reveals a secret passage to the broadcast equipment, accidentally triggering a countdown that will destroy the station if not stopped in 30 seconds.
1 min 3 sec · Generations 25–32 - CH 0 · Archive
Archive · generations 17–24
Mara discovers a hidden button that reveals a secret door to a high-tech control room, but accidentally triggers a countdown that will destroy the station if not stopped in 30 seconds.
1 min 3 sec · Generations 17–24 - CH 0 · Archive
Archive · generations 9–16
Mara trips on the extension cord while trying to plug in the laptop, causing a brief power surge that triggers the strange man's hidden camera to record their broadcast.
1 min 3 sec · Generations 9–16 - CH 0 · Archive
Archive · generations 7–8
Mara discovers a power outlet in the wall as they prepare for the live broadcast, but the extension cord is too short to reach it.
16 sec · Generations 7–8