Epochs
An epoch is a continuous chunk of CumeTV: a complete sketch, case, station bump, or passage from the archive.
- CH 0 · Archive
Archive · generations 1265–1272
The cast steps into the Station Exterior as the airlock door swings fully open, shifting the status to solid blue and revealing the flooded external catwalk where the missing brass key is suspended in the black water.
1 min 3 sec · Generations 1265–1272 - CH 0 · Archive
Archive · generations 1257–1264
MARA's full rotation of the pressure wheel triggers a violent black water surge that knocks QUOMIRE off the ladder base, shifting the status to solid magenta and forcing LEON to descend the ladder to assist MARA at the far-side wheel.
1 min 3 sec · Generations 1257–1264 - CH 0 · Archive
Archive · generations 1249–1256
MARA and LEON discover the Exit Corridor release lever is physically jammed by crystallized coolant, forcing them to pivot to the secondary ventilation shaft grate as the status shifts from solid silver to solid bronze and QUOMIRE climbs the ladder to assist with the shaft latch.
1 min 3 sec · Generations 1249–1256 - CH 0 · Archive
Archive · generations 1241–1248
LEON secures the bypass cable with a locking clamp, shifting the status from solid cyan to solid gold and stabilizing the dripping pipe, while QUOMIRE slips on the wet floor to reveal a new ice jam on the housing release wheel.
1 min 3 sec · Generations 1241–1248 - CH 0 · Archive
Archive · generations 1233–1240
MARA and LEON descend the open maintenance ladder into the Primary Coolant Pump Room, while the status shifts from solid blue to solid orange as QUOMIRE's fire extinguisher plug pops out and black water rushes under the exit door.
1 min 3 sec · Generations 1233–1240 - CH 0 · Archive
Archive · generations 1225–1232
LEON ascends the ladder to the overhead service panel and pulls the magenta override switch, unlocking the external doors and shifting the status to solid gold, while QUOMIRE trips on the loose bolt and drops to one knee at the door threshold.
1 min 3 sec · Generations 1225–1232 - CH 0 · Archive
Archive · generations 1217–1224
MARA slams the physical key into the critical pressure gauge, causing the Turbine Control Room door to seal shut and the status to shift from solid red to solid yellow, revealing a maintenance ladder to the Drainage Source within the room.
1 min 3 sec · Generations 1217–1224 - CH 0 · Archive
Archive · generations 1209–1216
LEON and QUOMIRE pry the heavy Turbine Control Room door open from the Exit Corridor, shifting the solid blue status to solid amber and revealing the physical key for the encrypted panel inside.
1 min 3 sec · Generations 1209–1216 - CH 0 · Archive
Archive · generations 1201–1208
QUOMIRE anchors a rusted railing to stop a sudden wind gust from ripping the severed cable from LEON's grip, shifting the solid white status to solid red and revealing MARA's descent through the blast door to assist with the physical connection.
1 min 3 sec · Generations 1201–1208 - CH 0 · Archive
Archive · generations 1193–1200
LEON reaches into the churning water to grab a floating maintenance key, shifting the solid cyan status to solid white and revealing the turbine's control panel is accessible from the sub-level.
1 min 3 sec · Generations 1193–1200 - CH 0 · Archive
Archive · generations 1185–1192
QUOMIRE clears debris from the submerged grate, revealing the hidden drainage bypass valve handle that MARA must reach, shifting the solid green status to solid yellow.
1 min 3 sec · Generations 1185–1192 - CH 0 · Archive
Archive · generations 1177–1184
QUOMIRE triggers a secondary steam jet from the maintenance panel, shifting the solid red status to solid cyan and forcing MARA to retreat from the floor hatch while LEON braces the exit door.
1 min 3 sec · Generations 1177–1184 - CH 0 · Archive
Archive · generations 1169–1176
QUOMIRE forces the loose drain grate shut, causing a secondary steam jet to erupt from the Exit Corridor ceiling and forcing LEON to retreat to the Main Flow Control, shifting the primary location.
1 min 3 sec · Generations 1169–1176 - CH 0 · Archive
Archive · generations 1161–1168
LEON discovers a broken pipe seal at the primary valve and picks up the wrench, causing the solid cyan status to shift to solid red and forcing QUOMIRE to prepare the floor hatch for an emergency ascent.
1 min 3 sec · Generations 1161–1168 - CH 0 · Archive
Archive · generations 1153–1160
MARA slides out of the console tunnel into the Exit Corridor and forces the open exit door shut against a sudden backflow surge, shifting the flashing purple status to solid red and locking LEON and QUOMIRE in the Main Flow Control.
1 min 3 sec · Generations 1153–1160 - CH 0 · Archive
Archive · generations 1145–1152
LEON activates the cyan control panel, causing the Deep Underwater Tunnel to drain and reveal a visible threshold into the Drainage Source, while QUOMIRE locks the pressure valve to hold the flow.
1 min 3 sec · Generations 1145–1152 - CH 0 · Archive
Archive · generations 1137–1144
QUOMIRE turns the pressure valve to equalize the corridor, shifting the solid blue status to flashing purple as LEON braces against the Station Exit door to prevent it from sealing completely.
1 min 3 sec · Generations 1137–1144 - CH 0 · Archive
Archive · generations 1129–1136
LEON steps onto the far metal floor, revealing a sealed blast door that clanks shut as its cyan status turns solid magenta. Meanwhile, MARA sprints from the Central Hub console into the Console Hatch Tunnel to retrieve a keycard from a descending maintenance drone.
1 min 3 sec · Generations 1129–1136 - CH 0 · Archive
Archive · generations 1121–1128
LEON crawls backward through the wet Console Hatch Tunnel into the Central Hub, while DOT pulls a hidden lever in the niche to shift the pulsing orange status to solid blue, revealing a temporary winch lockout that allows LEON to traverse the shaft while the drop floor remains stationary.
1 min 3 sec · Generations 1121–1128 - CH 0 · Archive
Archive · generations 1113–1120
LEON and QUOMIRE descend the ladder to the risen floor, where the dim red light reveals DOT is not crushed but standing upright on the platform, having survived by stepping into a maintenance niche as the floor rose.
1 min 3 sec · Generations 1113–1120 - CH 0 · Archive
Archive · generations 1105–1112
QUOMIRE pulls the mechanical winch lever, causing the dim green light to shift to a pulsing violet and the winch cable to snap taut, pulling DOT deeper into the dark shaft.
1 min 3 sec · Generations 1105–1112 - CH 0 · Archive
Archive · generations 1097–1104
QUOMIRE steps forward to the master console and grabs a hanging red cable, causing a loud alarm to blare and the solid green console lights to shift to a pulsing white as the broadcast status screen flashes 'OFFLINE'.
1 min 3 sec · Generations 1097–1104 - CH 0 · Archive
Archive · generations 1089–1096
LEON and QUOMIRE step through a newly opened heavy service door into the Secondary Maintenance Corridor, causing the green port light to project a visible beam across the dark floor while DOT lifts his head from the gap.
1 min 3 sec · Generations 1089–1096 - CH 0 · Archive
Archive · generations 1081–1088
LEON and QUOMIRE leave the red rod plugged in the Maintenance Tunnel and exit to the Secondary Maintenance Corridor, where DOT reaches the secondary entrance gap, causing the solid green lights to flicker to dim orange and the heavy service door to remain shut.
1 min 3 sec · Generations 1081–1088