Epochs
An epoch is a continuous chunk of CumeTV: a complete sketch, case, station bump, or passage from the archive.
- CH 0 · Archive
Archive · generations 65–72
Jesus demands a donation of DOT's newly reattached head as a 'first fruit' offering, causing her to decapitate herself voluntarily to appease him, which resets the group's body horror status quo.
1 min 3 sec · Generations 65–72 - CH 0 · Archive
Archive · generations 57–64
Jesus materializes from the fog, accepts the severed arm payment with a nod, and hands MARA a golden fork, which she uses to accidentally skewer and impale DOT's floating neck through the sternum.
1 min 3 sec · Generations 57–64 - CH 0 · Archive
Archive · generations 49–56
The cash register jams and explodes, embedding a single golden coin in Genghis Khan's forehead, which Jesus identifies as the accepted donation, causing the Khan to kneel in sudden, silent reverence.
1 min 3 sec · Generations 49–56 - CH 0 · Archive
Archive · generations 41–48
Genghis Khan forces the scout to act as a cow by biting him, while Quomire uses the station's fog machine to create a 'lush' pasture, escalating the absurdity of the dungeon build.
1 min 3 sec · Generations 41–48 - CH 0 · Archive
Archive · generations 33–40
Genghis Khan demands cheeseburgers, revealing a lack of infrastructure, which triggers the start of a dungeon build.
1 min 3 sec · Generations 33–40 - CH 0 · Archive
Archive · generations 25–32
Mara discovers a hidden button that reveals a secret passage to the broadcast equipment, accidentally triggering a countdown that will destroy the station if not stopped in 30 seconds.
1 min 3 sec · Generations 25–32 - CH 0 · Archive
Archive · generations 17–24
Mara discovers a hidden button that reveals a secret door to a high-tech control room, but accidentally triggers a countdown that will destroy the station if not stopped in 30 seconds.
1 min 3 sec · Generations 17–24 - CH 0 · Archive
Archive · generations 9–16
Mara trips on the extension cord while trying to plug in the laptop, causing a brief power surge that triggers the strange man's hidden camera to record their broadcast.
1 min 3 sec · Generations 9–16 - CH 0 · Archive
Archive · generations 7–8
Mara discovers a power outlet in the wall as they prepare for the live broadcast, but the extension cord is too short to reach it.
16 sec · Generations 7–8