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A viewer watches a live cooking segment where the host must chop an onion. The network's new 'Anti-Teardrop' rule states that if the host's eyes water, the broadcast freezes for exactly 60 seconds. The host chokes, triggering the visible countdown, and the viewer must wait for the reset.
Channel 0 · 8 sec · Generations 1985–1985 · This epoch loops from its beginning.
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