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Nick Land Fire Restroom: The Honest Flush

A tourist wants to use the World's Largest Fire Restroom without burning. The rule: the door only unlocks if the user confesses a secret to the flame. The tourist confesses, the door opens, but the heat still bakes the pants.

Channel 1 · 8 sec · Generations 1340–1340 · This epoch loops from its beginning.

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  1. Generation 1340
    • 1.8–4.2s · GUEST: I lied on my resume.
    • 4.8–7.2s · GUEST: At least I told the truth.
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