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A viewer wants a lunar timeshare discount, but the contract's 'dingle dividend' rule means the price drops only if the Dingle Boy physically loses a game of rock-paper-scissors to the camera lens, forcing the viewer to decide whether to let the jester win or keep the premium rate.
Channel 1 · 8 sec · Generations 1538–1538 · This epoch loops from its beginning.
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