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The Exact Sneeze

Len and Odo build a birch and brass funnel to map a client's sneeze cone, adjusting the geometry for his nervousness.

Channel 1 · 55 sec · Generations 1585–1591 · This epoch loops from its beginning.

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  1. Generation 1585
    • 3.1–5.5s · SUBJECT: I need a solid shape of my sneeze to time throat clearing.
  2. Generation 1586
    • 1.8–4.2s · GUEST: Nose to floor. Vertical line.
    • 4.8–7.2s · HOST: Nozzles are solid.
  3. Generation 1587
    • 3.1–5.5s · GUEST: Solid brass. No channel. We use the clay.
  4. Generation 1588
    • 1.8–4.2s · HOST: It’s open. But it’s soft.
    • 4.8–7.2s · GUEST: It won’t hold the pressure.
  5. Generation 1589
    • 3.1–5.5s · GUEST: Arthur, steady.
  6. Generation 1590
    • 1.8–4.2s · GUEST: The grid might blur the edge.
    • 4.8–7.2s · HOST: We can trace through it.
  7. Generation 1591
    • 3.1–5.5s · HOST: There it is.
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