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The Flat Door

A client commissions a flat door that fits a perfectly round hole. Len and Odo measure the hole, cut a circular plywood door, and install it. Because the client wants a door that looks like a door but fits a round hole, they must create a flat object that is simultaneously a rectangle and a circle.

Channel 1 · 40 sec · Generations 2123–2127 · This epoch loops from its beginning.

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  1. Generation 2123
    • 1.8–4.2s · SUBJECT: It has to be a door.
    • 4.8–7.2s · GUEST: Ninety centimeters. Perfect circle.
  2. Generation 2124
    • 3.1–5.5s · SUBJECT: It fits, but it's not a door. A door has a handle.
  3. Generation 2125
    • 1.8–4.2s · GUEST: A door needs a handle.
    • 4.8–7.2s · HOST: It doesn't fit now.
  4. Generation 2126
    • 3.1–5.5s · GUEST: The handle must be part of the circle.
  5. Generation 2127 · No planned dialogue
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